[الملكه]

A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that
we can take a brain out of one man, put it into another and have
him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That's nothing! We can take a brain out of
one person, put it into another and have him preparing for war in
four weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way
behind! We just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in
the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and
the other half preparing for war."