>What If Titanic sank Today?
>
>Reaction from different countries:
>
>U.S.A: "A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists. We will not
>sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson. Bin Laden you can run but you
>cannot hide we will find you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network."
>(president Bush..who else?)
>
>U.K: "I have spoken to the president of United States and we have both
>agreed that the sinking of titanic is significant prove that Saddam
>Hussein is clearly behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to the world
>and this has to be dealt with." (Prime minister Blair)
>
>Iraq: "LOL!!!" (President Saddam Hussain)
>
>Israel: "These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough evidence to
>say that sinking of titanic is not an accident but it was their suicide
>bombers who have commited such a crime..we will now impose curfew on the
>Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them, starve them, destroy
>their homes and refugee camps." (Ariel Sharon..)
>
>Canada: "Titanic who????" (Canadian president)
>
>India: "Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. We have received passports of
>Pakistani extremists from the Titanic debris. Pakistanis will have to pay
>for such horrendous act of terrorism. We are now deploying more soldiers
>to the border." (prime minister Vajpayee)
>
>Pakistan: "Can we get over with the elections first..please?" (President
>Musharraf)
>
>Egypt: I told you the titanic was gonna sink but no one listened to
>me.....I told you there were terrorists aboard the titanic but no one listened
>(President Mubarak )
>
>UN: "Shit happens right??" (sec.gen. kofi annan)
>
>Survivors: ".uhh.Helllooo.Is anyone listening...it was an
>iceberg..hellloooooo."